What if Santa's Reindeer couldn't Fly A Christmas Story

OOHH NNOO!!!! If Santa's reindeer couldn't fly there would be no Ruldolf The Red Nosed Reindeer! There would be no nice turkey dinner at Christmas. There would be no presents!
OH NO THERE WOULD BE NO CHRISTMAS!!! WAAH!!!

There would be no song that goes
"Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer, Had A Very Shiny Nose!And If You Ever Saw It, You Would Even Say It Glows!Like A Lightbulb!" There would be no Christmas music! There would be no holiday in the winter time! THERE WOULD BE NO SANTA CLAUSE! THERE WOULD BE NO SAINT NICK. CHRISTMAS WOULD BE OVER! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

But wait, YOU can help!! Please help us save Christmas by...

1. Teach Santa's Reindeer How To Fly
2. Get Rudolf Back By Painting A Reindeer's Nose Red
3. Tell Santa To Buy A New Sleigh

And the most important thing is...LEAVE OUT COOKIES AND MILK OUT ON CHRISTMAS EVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you want Christmas YOU can help!!!